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hi im candi i love birds like my baby conure. College student and aspiring psycho haha jk psychologist.

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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moistflow:

picking up something in front of your crush 

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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when attractive people have low standards

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thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

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poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

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oceanicsteam:

veggieburqers:

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg

Oh my GOD

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