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hi im candi i love birds like my baby conure. College student and aspiring psycho haha jk psychologist.

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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5 days ago

catsforlivvy:

i-dont-care-what-u-say:

adirectiongirl:

sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

i asked my mom if it was ok to reblog this and she said yes

My mom said no, but I do it anyway 

*gasps of horror*

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uhmeliamay:

spenceromg:

uhmeliamay:

my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy

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HAHAHA AMELIA YOU AND YOUR BLOG NEED TO STOP BEING SO CUTE AND FUNNY ILY 

STOP YOURE TOO SWEET TO ME XX

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unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

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suddenlyapples:

i’ll just leave this here.

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florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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5 days ago

gurry:

calmgiant:

Is there anything tumblr hasn’t fucking gifed yet

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5 days ago

contentkiller:

the-goddamazon:

ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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LMFAOOOOOO

IT HAS IMPROVED!!! lmao

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